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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?","punchline":"Because he had a vowel movement.","id":314}
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The 122nd Rajputana Infantry were an infantry regiment of the British Indian Army. The regiment traces their origins to 1818, when they were raised as the 2nd Battalion, 11th Regiment of Bombay Native Infantry.
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