White, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}

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\"Dice and Roll\" is a song by Odetari. It was originally released through Artist Partner Group on March 20, 2024. \"Dice and Roll\" peaked at number thirteen on the US Billboard Hot Dance/Electronic Songs chart in 2024.

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