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Anthony John Paul Duclayan Rosaldo, is a Filipino singer, actor, host and model. He was the season 1 finalist of the singing competition The Clash, winning 6th place. He is currently an artist under GMA Network, dubbed as the “Kapuso Pop Rocker”.
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