{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
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\"Breathe\" is a song by French dance music group Télépopmusik. It features guest vocals by Scottish singer Angela McCluskey and appears on the group's 2001 album, Genetic World. Released as the group's debut single in 2002, \"Breathe\" reached No. 42 on the UK Singles Chart in March of that year. The single was released later that year in the US and appeared on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart and Billboard Hot 100 chart in February 2003.
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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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